I have a very busy lifestyle:
- not have time to go to the hairdresser I prefer to shear their hair alone with a machine not yet patented.
- not have time to follow a I prefer to swallow magic diet powders.
- do not have time to see a chiropodist prefer sanded the foot pocket with a grinder.
- not have time to exercise outdoors prefer to ride on a vibrating plate in the living room.
- do not have time to sleep I prefer to buy a mattress that multiply it by two hours of my sleep.
- do not have time to cut the vegetables into pieces I prefer to slice the fingers Julienne with a special tool.
- do not have time to give the dye at home prefer to buy a nuclear reactor from shoulder.
- not have time to go from body builder I prefer to touch the car with the uniposca.
- do not have time I prefer to go to the doctor listen to what he has to say in passing the first white coat.
- do not have time to go out and meet new people prefer to subscribe to chat and exchange messages with friends and friends from around the world.
- not have time to buy water and fruit juices rather suck the comfortable pads.
- not have time to listen to what the professor says the university I prefer to record everything with a video camera embedded in the cap of Bic (if not swallow the first time saving time and making me a better housewife gastroscopy).
- not have time for me I prefer to slip in a sauna and a Canadian light a fire under my feet.
- not I have time to go to the furniture to touch you prefer to order six space-saving shoe racks.
- do not have time to prepare for the wedding list I prefer to pick up the phone.
- do not have time to dream prefer me to numbers by the expert of the lot.
- do not have time to buy gear for DIYers prefer to use the kitchen knives.
- not have time to delete my opponent in love him to prefer a bill directly.
- do not have time to paint prefer to buy a painting by that artist Argentine dying.
- not have time to go buy pants my size I prefer to slip sudorante The belly (or at least let me redo your ass).
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