Sunday, June 27, 2010

Menards Pointe Countertops

The mystery of the missing candy

A small house of Italy there was a party. It was his birthday and Mom and Dad had invited all the neighborhood kids. A mass of lively little boys, always in search of raids in the district. Unstoppable.
Dad Joseph had said, mock frightened "Oh Camilla will not be too many?" and her: "I think so well I - voice and consenting to Mom nonriesceanegarenienteallasuapiccolina - but basically grew up together."
were then invited everyone.
The party was fine. Everyone enjoyed themselves. Those who ate Dique, who say it, those who danced, who made the cascamorto with the girls, who played with Lego, who the doctor, who in the war, some with the words, who with her dolls. In many combed.
But above all Italy enjoyed. And Joseph and Camilla did not ask for more at a party.
A sudden thunderstorm broke out on the garden of Italy. Thunder, lightning, rain-shower. Who escaped, who screamed, who complain, who wept, who sheltered in the house. And inside the house, took what we could call the central point of this story.
Some children had taken refuge in the luxurious lounge on the far right. They were all a bit 'down in the dumps, but still confident that the resumption party. Maybe it was just a passing storm, thunder an exception to the rules. Then
"stock" , a sudden blackout. Dark room. Excited giggles, moans barely held, the rustle of cotton, the smell of wet dog - that feels better in the dark. Again "stock" back light. You look around bewildered.
"Where are the candies that were on the table?" question asks severe and Joseph.
The kids look at each other with accusing eyes.
"Children, come on, you have already eaten much, so you'll have indigestion. ... Empty your pockets"
At that point a child - but could be named Aldo in many other ways - they up and says with a solemn tone: "I am innocent I'm sorry, but I would really like the pockets I have not the time to empty them, I have to keep playing."
What would you think a child like that? That has something to hide.
And a minister? And a prime minister?

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Chapstick Nutrition Info

Buffon could ask my grandmother how to treat his sciatica

We are in times of world. And as I was - until proven otherwise - a human being, I also want to speak of this FIFA World Cup 2010.
Our dear country. The only positive thing that we have seen so far is the beard of De Rossi. Giving him a rude and aggressive appearance, this choice makes the technical and tactical pawn ideal place in midfield in order to seduce or scare opponents. The shaved head and tattoos of prison by Pepe are definitely the right choice to remind the world that we are a people of "maffia, the macaroni Mandulinata" . Bad choice of deploying Marchisio: saw her angelic appearance and boyish, would be better off the bench. These could be also covered.
ratings to negative Iaquinta (short hair highlight the nose, dear Vincent, you should know you're a professional footballer), Camoranesi (the tail is no longer the USA 1994), Montolivo (my dear, just a bit 'of weights. The player does not dry from the physical world is brought closer to 82) and Chiellini (ah nice, a player can not have that nose. Rebuild.). And finally, Buffon: what is this history of sciatica? It does not cool to say, is really out. You can now rob your wife is the most up-to-date a headline like: "Alena Seredova: Gigi and the other, giving only the best of me, and they give me the candy shop" .
For technical comments, expect to see Italy play a football game and do not perform in a fashion show. With a bad soundtrack, too.




Wednesday, June 9, 2010

My Boob Is Showing Through My Swimsuit

for not being able to neither read nor write

... I have decided it is better to write. And I'm not the only one.
In my sleepless nights I have developed a personal theory.
We talk about environmental impact, biodiversity, global warming etc.. Often
arguments to show off brand new bright and untouched more empty conversations. But whose fault is it? (Do not empty speeches, each of which is morally responsible and liable).
Moh I know of who is at fault, Sorbola! look around. Are there not many journalists who write without saying anything? Or so many novelists who write just to smear on reams reams of valuable cellulose? Here is revealed a mystery, yes, global impact: who is to blame for deforestation? Of these vile specimens of idiots.
How many millions of copies sold Dan Brown? How many thousands Moccia has sold? O Faletti or Ron Hubbard? You do a calculation of how much paper was wasted minds diverted to feed and we found where he went on to finish third of the trees felled. And not only. And all the money they have pocketed shady paper smeared with shit in their non-artist? Here's the other third. And the mysterious last third, where he went to hide? In newspapers, press releases, and in all other totems mezzucci that are used to talk, comment, analyze this stuff.
In writing, I had many illuminations. Here is a list is not exhaustive of all managers:
- editors, journalists and readers of gossip magazines;
- deputies, senators, Ministers and other public officials with laws, decrees & co absolutely worthless to the community;
- writers of fiction about saints, priests, police and so on, writers of reality television, television coops & co. In short: 90% of what we hear and see on TV is written on paper. Of course, the listeners are guilty in equal measure;
- advertising agencies and clients with their lousy print ads, their BTL flat, empty their brief.
For all these examples - and for those who have good heart to report in the comments section - I suggest that the amputation of hands and feet, removal of the eyeballs, tongue and ears. And for safety, even castration and sterilization for men and women, to prevent their recurrence.