Wednesday, June 9, 2010

My Boob Is Showing Through My Swimsuit

for not being able to neither read nor write

... I have decided it is better to write. And I'm not the only one.
In my sleepless nights I have developed a personal theory.
We talk about environmental impact, biodiversity, global warming etc.. Often
arguments to show off brand new bright and untouched more empty conversations. But whose fault is it? (Do not empty speeches, each of which is morally responsible and liable).
Moh I know of who is at fault, Sorbola! look around. Are there not many journalists who write without saying anything? Or so many novelists who write just to smear on reams reams of valuable cellulose? Here is revealed a mystery, yes, global impact: who is to blame for deforestation? Of these vile specimens of idiots.
How many millions of copies sold Dan Brown? How many thousands Moccia has sold? O Faletti or Ron Hubbard? You do a calculation of how much paper was wasted minds diverted to feed and we found where he went on to finish third of the trees felled. And not only. And all the money they have pocketed shady paper smeared with shit in their non-artist? Here's the other third. And the mysterious last third, where he went to hide? In newspapers, press releases, and in all other totems mezzucci that are used to talk, comment, analyze this stuff.
In writing, I had many illuminations. Here is a list is not exhaustive of all managers:
- editors, journalists and readers of gossip magazines;
- deputies, senators, Ministers and other public officials with laws, decrees & co absolutely worthless to the community;
- writers of fiction about saints, priests, police and so on, writers of reality television, television coops & co. In short: 90% of what we hear and see on TV is written on paper. Of course, the listeners are guilty in equal measure;
- advertising agencies and clients with their lousy print ads, their BTL flat, empty their brief.
For all these examples - and for those who have good heart to report in the comments section - I suggest that the amputation of hands and feet, removal of the eyeballs, tongue and ears. And for safety, even castration and sterilization for men and women, to prevent their recurrence.

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